Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

My passions were all gathered together like fingers that made a fist. Drive is considered aggression today I knew it then as purpose.

I never pursued being 'famous.'

I think to make any relationship work it just takes a tremendous amount of effort and accepting of one another.

This is a sensible response to employer concerns that the minimum wage is starting to have a damaging impact on competitiveness.

I used to sing when I was younger. I left it alone for a long time, 'cause I was like, I don't even know if I know how to sing for real.

the higher the flame shoots the quicker it blacks out.

Sometimes with people their work is the most important thing to them, and sometimes the work enables you to do other things that are more important to you. I probably am closer to that.

A democracy can't succeed without people's participation. 'MyGov' empowers the people of India to contribute towards Surajya.

And to all of you, what it really comes down to is: If you're buying a book with my name on it, I feel I owe it to you to have it be the best book that I can make it.

The only true hope for civilization-the conviction of the individual that his inner life can affect outward events and that, whether or not he does so he is responsible for them.