African famine is not a visitation of fate. It is largely man-made, and the men who made it are largely Africans.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Rebirth is born of God.

Rosiness is not a worse windowpane than gloomy gray when viewing the world.

You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.

To be supportive of myself, I have to go with what I want to do. I started acting and I was so mesmerized.

I was a huge comic book fan, and I still am.

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

Politics offers yesterday's answers to today's problems.

A priest encounters temptation every day, and some of that desire is very natural.

Thou art Justice ne'er for gold May thy righteous laws be sold As laws are in England thou Shield'st alike the high and low.

Our goal is to get sport hunting in the same category as **** fighting and dog fighting. We are going to use the ballot box and the democratic process to stop all hunting in the United States.