After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Early bird gets the worm, but the second worm gets to live. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.

Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville.

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

I was asking Charlie the most important questions, and you heard the answers.

Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays.

We had to have a star each week.. Possibly our program being on Sunday and having a little fun with the Bible was dangerous.

Step One: Grab Mattie. Step Two: Run. It wasn't much of a plan. But what it lacked in potential it made up for in simplicity.

A day came when I should have died, and after than nothing seemed very important, so I stayed as I am, without regret separated from the normal human condition.

I want to own my own business because then I can be in control of everything.

Mix a little mystery with everything, for mystery arouses veneration.

It's the most pleasurable experience in the world! When you're on a great team and you get hot, your teammates milk you dry - they wear you out and there's nothing like being on a great team.

That is not true I am not a greedy man because if I was why would i donate money to charity?I care about others as well.

The distance from nothing to a little, is ten thousand times more, than from it to the highest degree in this life.

Hope for the best, plan for the worst.

Very often kids don't ask questions in class because they don't want to be seen asking a question.

I am asham'd that women are so simple To offer war where they should kneel for peace.