After 'Big Brother,' people came up to me in the street shouting, 'You woz robbed!'

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win

If all else fails, you could wait for the first corner and tie his dreadlocks to the goalpost.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

The FA have given me a pat on the back. I've taken violence off the terracing and onto the pitch.

There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am.

I like Alaska for the salmon fishing - it's fantastic there. I usually stay in a log cabin with no one around for miles. I like to go with friends, but I'm also happy to be on my own with nature.

To me, England is past its sell-by date. It's not the country I grew up in.

I'd like to be the romantic lead one day, but I've got to grow my hair first.

My mum calls my temper 'Devilman.' They say you calm down with age, but I don't know. It never goes away.

I've always had my ear pierced with a diamond stud. I did it myself when I was 16.

You can't try to do things you simply must do them.

Without free speech no search for Truth is possible; without free speech no discovery of Truth is useful.

Clover was a stout motherly mare approaching middle life, who had never quite got her figure back after her fourth foal.

Sorry I’m so sarcastic. I feel really bad about it.

Our life is two fold Sleep hath its own world, A boundary between the things misnamed Death and existence Sleep hath its own world, And a wide realm of wild reality.

No man with any sense assumes that a woman's words mean to her exactly what they mean to him.

...a mind, if given only the best food never craves any other.

We're supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally, I've never met a family adviser. They're all off somewhere listening to dirty stories.

In the Church, considered as a social organism, the mysteries inevitably degenerate into beliefs.

My mom would have liked it that I patterned myself more after Jimmy Reed.