After I was in an ambush, my uncles were happy - it was almost like a baptism.

To understand Afghanistan, you have to face the stress the average Afghan deals with.

The yearning to be Afghan, to be part of the country, part of the land helped me separate myself from the casual traveler and claim my Afghan identity.

In a male-dominated environment, things are very macho, and you can't show weakness.

It would be very hard to bring a wife to Afghanistan. In America, I'd have no problem with her doing whatever she wanted, but in Afghanistan, that's not the case.

Jesus Christ was God's revenue officer.

A good man giving bad advice is more dangerous than a nasty man giving bad advice.

Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.

No sale, no commission. No commission, no eat. That made an impression on me.

The worst people on earth are not only those who commit evil, but those who stand by and turn a blind eye

I develop my work in a time that, from my point of view, is much more #‎ romantic than the present day

Maybe all the schemes of the devil were nothing compared to what man could think up.

Blacks are about seven times more likely to live in neighborhoods of concentrated poverty than whites.

One of the most amazing things Jesus said is that at the judgment seat, preachers are going to say 'I cast out devils, and Jesus will say 'I never knew you.

There's news that happens in different spheres and can be made just as funny, but it's not necessarily in the normal news medium.