After I write, I have nothing to say. The commentary afterwards is superfluous. I write. And that's enough.

Theatre is a mirror, a sharp reflection of society. The greatest playwrights are moralists.

What we like about women is sensuality, wildness, hormones. Women who make a song and dance about their intuition.

Courtesy is a waste of time; it weakens you and undermines you.

Women always think you need a man, you need a father, as if they'd be the slightest use. Men are a dead weight, they're clumsy and maladjusted.

Yvan's a very tolerant bloke, which of course, when it comes to relationships, is the worst thing you can be. Yvan's very tolerant because he couldn't care less.

Those heart-hammering nightmares that start to lose coherence even as you're waking up from them, but that still manage to leave their moldering fingerprints all across your day.

Which came first: the change-ready company or the change-ready employee?

If we want to change what happens, we change what we believe and expect.

Oh no." I said panic rising in my chest. "No, no, no, Somebody get a can opener. I've got a god in my head!!

Don't take things too seriously.

And if I want to get involved in choosing sides, I usually pick hockey or football.

They say that we are better educated than our parents' generation. What they mean is that we go to school longer. They are not the same thing.

I can't read ten pages of Steinbeck without throwing up.

I'm a Giants fan through and through. I am crazy about Eli Manning. I'm all about the Giants.

People will say that Canada, unlike America, was not birthed from violence. But I want to say, "What are you talking about?" It's just not true.