After Luis Suarez of Uruguay bit an Italian opponent in the shoulder, two things happened. Suarez was thrown out of the rest of the tournament, and the player he bit turned Uruguayan.

A wedding invitation is a gift subpoena.

If the internet has taught us anything, it's that you want less news and more cats.

NASA scientists announced the discovery of 50 new planets, among them what they're calling Super Earth. It's indistinguishable from regular earth until it removes its glasses.

If we had known there was biting in soccer, we would have started watching years ago.

We love things with biting - "Twilight" movies, zombie movies, eating.

Being a model seems like a dream job - lots of new clothes, cocaine, dates with Leonardo DiCaprio. But that's just for lady models.

I love Salt Lake City. It's beautiful with all the great outdoors around you.

We're excited for when Sony greenlights the $50 million film a "Bunch Of Swirling Colors" starring George Clooney and a lava lamp.

Buddhism - Tibetan Buddhism - teaches us many things, peace comes from within, we must be free ourselves from earthly desires...

The Olympic Charter says winter sports must be played on snow or ice, so the Chess Federation says they'll play with ice pieces. The Olympic charter also says sports must be sports.

When you open your mind, you open new doors to new possibilities for yourself and new opportunities to help others.

While her lips talked culture, her heart was planning to invite him to tea

had almost forgotten the wet brush of your kisses… soft as April snowflakes

Celebration is a confrontation, giving attention to the transcendent meaning of one's actions.

Jesus proclaimed the Kingdom of God and what came was the Church.

I think the world's just gone completely mad, with everyone wearing the same things, even celebrities.

POZZO: I am blind. (Silence.) ESTRAGON: Perhaps he can see into the future.

There are writers who say they have no social responsibility except to write a good book, but that doesn't satisfy me.

Godzilla was the most masterful of all dinosaur movies because it made you believe it was really happening.

After twenty plus years of performing hundreds of shows a year, I prefer to try things out on stage rather than for friends. I don't see the benefit in that, really.