After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of, 'What do I do next?'

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.

That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.

Identical twins. I'm glad they're identical 'cause you save money on photographs. That's what I like. Yeah. Here's my little boy. I got another one just like it.

I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.

People think living in your parents' basement until you're twenty-nine is lame. But what they don't realize is that while you're there, you save money on rent, food, and dates.

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.

Good talent needs a showcase to prove its worth.There are many cases across the world across arts where good and talented artists have disappeared bcz no one saw them.

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand.

I'm not defending what Cory Booker said. I'm saying I understand why he has to kiss the asses of the rich people on Wall Street, because there's no other way to keep his city afloat.

I listen to the wind, to the wind of my soul Where I end up, well, I think only God really knows.

I watch schlock telly. Like the 'Kardashians.' I love it. It's my guilty pleasure.

As I said in Phoenix we had 21,000 people. We had - we didn't even have anybody stand up and try and disrupt. You know, they're disrupters.

We must "Bring Back Our Girls" and support Nigerians working every day to create change. Please donate now to support Nigerian organizations educating and standing up for girls

I discovered that success has very little to do with education or race or disposition; it has more to do with principles and following those principles.

When the mind is free of fear, guilt, anger and is more centered, then it holds the power to heal any ailment.

You always learn something from mistakes.