After 'Wedding Crashers' I was just surprised as to the lack of comedic female material there is. So I had to start working and getting stuff out there for myself.

I love the power women have. I think women rule the world because they rule men. Manipulating men - that's our job. That's what we're on the planet for.

I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.

All I know is that I've ruled out wearing fairy wings. When I was nine I wanted to get married in fairy wings, and now I realize that's not cool anymore.

I'm definitely attracted to other Australians; I have a laid-back attitude to life that I feel is very Australian; I love a good barbie.

I think your heart dances to the beat of your own drum, and I’m the happiest I’ve ever been.

Being proud of who we are as people is more important than cutting into ourselves to create this false idea of beauty.

An easy way to get people to like you is to make them laugh.

Anytime anyone compliments me on my figure, I'm wearing my Spanx undies.

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.

Comedy has always been important in my family. If you got in a good joke at the dinner table, it meant more than almost anything else.

He finally pulled it all back into his heart, sucking in the painful tide of his misery.

It was all about survival. That's all it had ever been about.

On the matters where your country is wrong, don’t take side with your country! Because it is always wrong to be on the side of wrong!

I feel great. George W.Bush is leaving. We're leaving. It's all perfect timing.

You really have to wonder why we even bother to get up in the morning. I mean, really: Why work? Simply to buy more stuff?

You thought I was writing The Truth? Honey, I don't even know what The Truth means.

I think that freshness and that innocence is something that is missing from a lot of female singers. I'm certainly not denying that I'm young, but I'm not fluff.

True love lasts forever.

The Japanese Co-Prosperity Zone began as a racist utopia and ended as a cross between an abbatoir, a plantation and a brothel.

If I splurge on anything, it's cologne. I love smelling good.