After a certain age, you couldn't even say where you were from. You went someplace, and lived there. And then you went someplace else.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.

The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive.

RemedyYour medicine is in you, and you do not observe it. Your ailment is from yourself, and you do not register it.Hazrat Ali

I always have my own opinion before my boss says his.

Tammaru’s office looked like NASA’s control room designed by Donald Trump.

Constant rhythmical movement is necessary to health and harmony. Much ill health is due to emotional congestion.

The only way to ever truly get your confidence and swagger back, I've learned, is to fight for them.

You win by working hard, making tough decisions and building coalitions.

Dude, the bush is ready. Why you still beating around it?” “I’ve lived a long time, kid, and I’ve never heard anyone mutilate the English language quite like you.

I do not paint a portrait to look like the subject, rather does the person grow to look like his portrait.