After a few awkward moments, Lizzy joined them and they skipped along the avenue, the three of them, laughing and whooping and altogether making an undignified spectacle of themselves.

Every moment is a moment of decision, and every moment turns us inexorably in the direction of the rest of our lives.

Nothing is permanently perfect. But there are perfect moments and the will to choose what will bring about more perfect moments.

Future indifferences is no consolation for present pain.

But that is what life is all about, he said. "It is about dreaming and making those dreams come true with effort and determination - and love.

And so silence and ...darkness hold happiness and joy?" he said softly."Assuredly, " she said, "provided one listens to the silence and gazes deeply into the darkness. Everything is there. Everything.

The liar's punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.

No one knows what is in him till he tries, and many would never try if they were not forced to.

The Jewish people, for their tiny numbers, have done superbly. They don't need me. They have Einstein. They have everybody - Maury Povich.

Next to ingratitude the most painful thing to bear is gratitude.

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

We're here on Earth to fart around

Partly because I get such astonishingly nice fans.

When the tyrant has disposed of foreign enemies by conquest...and there is nothing to fear from them, then he is always stirring up some war

Many things can make you rich, but only a few things can enrich you.