After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

Do not read books to escape reality. Read them to understand the reality you live in.

What we think, we act.

Absolutely. Justice served with a side of pineapple. That's what I'm here for.

Work as joy, inaccessible to the psychologists.

The music I listened to as a kid - the Stones, the Beatles - that was so rebellious at the time, it became mainstream.

Nothing is more vital than prayer in Christian existence, and few things are more vulnerable to neglect.

Learn to wait; invariably either things will change or your heart will.

The American Marines have it [pride], and benefit from it. They are tough, cocky, sure of themselves and their buddies. They can fight and they know it.

The Christian life consists in what God does for us, not what we do for God.

The person that loves the least, controls the relationship