After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings.

In the books, I meet characters which I really like and I think that they are like me... but so far I haven't met them in real life!

I wished for impossible things. It was never going to have been a fairy tale for us. There are no fairy tales about two princesses.

It's sad that you don't see drivers being real people.

I just want to be known as the greatest everis that too much to ask?

I do love ponies. Wish I could eat one right now.

I think he [Tony LaRussa] legitimately believes what he says. I don't agree with him. But I think he's being as honest as he can be.

Anything that government can do, private enterprise can do for half the cost.

You meet someone, you care for them, and you fall in love; it's what it is.

I love talking about baserunning.

[Y]ou can tell a true war story by its absolute and uncompromising allegiance to obscenity and evil.