After all, in private, we're all misfits

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

I've adopted the guideline of Warren Buffett's partner, Charlie Munger, who says "I wanna know where I'll be when I die - so I never go there.

Break my heart or break my fall.

When you give yourself, you receive more than you give.

Seriously, I have the best fans ever.

Far too many women are hesitant, and remain trapped in jobs for which they are over-qualified or paid beneath their worth.

My kids, they're my energy, my soul, and my nicest friend.

No matter how hard you try to be present at home, you're always doing the things that you have to do.

Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.

It's not that I place less value on Palestinian lives, but that Chairman Arafat and his chums in Hamas do.

Scholarship was one thing, drudgery another. I very soon concluded that nothing would induce me to read, let alone make notes on, hundreds and hundreds of very, very, very boring books.