After all, the world is not our handiwork, and we are not responsible for what goes on in it, save within very narrow limits.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

People strive to be ahead of time just to get a chance to trip it.

Current utility and historical origin are different subjects.

We will never make a 32-bit operating system.

A great business at a fair price is superior to a fair business at a great price.

The fact that a former senator and secretary of state claimed not to know what the letter "C" means is just one more example why she is totally unfit to hold the office of president. Totally unfit.

I care only to know, if possible, the lasting meaning that lies in all religious doctrine from the beginning till now.

You've to make consumers smart. An e-commerce portal doesn't sell a product at cheaper rates, instead an offline shop sells it at a costlier prices.

When it gets difficult is often right before you succeed.

What is money, after all? Almost nothing, when one has a sufficiency of it.

I just want to be known as a very normal person and be treated as that and be able to walk down the street like anyone else.