After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

Real men don't dance to other people's tune, instead, they play for others to dance.

Healing yourself is connected with healing others.

Awareness isn’t something we own; awareness isn’t something we possess. Awareness is actually what we are.

The course of evolution is to a greater integration of similarly functioning ganglia.

I was always a lonely person when I was with everyone.

Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger.

What surprises me, what amazes me, is that it seems the military people were expecting to stumble on large quantities of gas, chemical weapons and biological weapons.

Women have a genius for love; men can only learn the art indifferently.

God does not know whether a skin is black or white, He sees only souls.