[After her election to the British Parliament and being welcomed to 'the most exclusive men's club in Europe':] It won't be exclusive long. When I came in, I left the door wide open!

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity.

The only thing I like about rich people is their money.

I married beneath me. All women do.

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

Women have got to make the world safe for men, since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.

The most practical thing in the world is common sense and common humanity.

In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.

The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

People who talk about peace are very often the most quarrelsome.

Why is man the being who won in the world of emptiness, dethroning all animal species? For he is closest to the perfection of emptiness.

I'll probably never be the best actor in Hollywood, but I hope to be the hardest working.

... the whole world of loneliness, poverty, and pain make a mockery of what human life should be.

I'm also human so I have days when I look in the mirror and go, "All right . . . Things are definitely changing." I can see that.

Cowardice asks the question, is it safe?

The most important thing in making money is not letting your losses get out of hand.

Skepticism may undermine beliefs, but never belief.

'Thou shalt not' might reach the head, but it takes 'Once upon a time' to reach the heart.

People need to start becoming more aware of what's going on and doing something to fix it.

We must hold as an irrefutable maxim that the difficulties we have with our neighbor arise more from our immortified moods than from anything else.