After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

I have an abacus at home.

A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood.

Letting goI can have a firm foundationTo honor youAnd hold you in my heart

No man undertakes a trade he has not learned even the meanest yet every one thinks himself sufficiently qualified for the hardest of all trades - that of government.

The laws of physics and chemistry must be the same in a crucible as in the larger laboratory of Nature.

I feel great identification with the developing world.

The best style of prayer is that which cannot be called anything else but a cry.

There were two dawns that morning. One the orderly sunrise of God, followed by man's fireball at the base of that rocket.

There are a lot of different ways you can be a part of this music and love it and make a contribution that's personal to you.

Most people don't like challenges at work. Actors love challenges at work.

My strong point, if I have a strong point, is performance. I always do more than I say. I always produce more than I promise.

The love that dare not speak its name has become the love that won't shut up.