After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.

One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six.

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

You can't play a symphony alone, it takes an orchestra to play it.

The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

anyone who says, ‘You fool!’ will be in danger of the fire of hell.

A lot of people get so hung up on what they can't have that they don't think for a second about whether they really want it.

Becoming famous was never what I wanted to do. There's a lot of things that come with fame - it's what people in the limelight have to do.

If it suddenly became impossible for us to cover up all the junk we normally hide from the rest of humanity, I have a feeling we would all get real motivated to deal with the source of what ails us.

If you thought Stairway to Heaven was a long song, dear god you should listen to it played on a lute.

It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun... ladies.

When I was young I used to read about the decline of Western civilization, and I decided it was something I would like to make a contribution to.

We are just statistics, born to consume resources.

I do not support Hamas! I support human dignity and respect! I support sharing! I support Peace! #ceasefire

Don't play the notes. Play the meaning of the notes.