After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'

We must all face the fact that our leaders are certifiably insane or worse

After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it.

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.

What does the money machine eat? It eats youth, spontaneity, life, beauty, and, above all, it eats creativity. It eats quality and sh*ts quantity.

I think anybody incapable of changing his mind is crazy.

Man is an artifact designed for space travel. He is not designed to remain in his present biologic state any more than a tadpole is designed to remain a tadpole.

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.

Artists to my mind are the real architects of change, and not the political legislators who implement change after the fact.

Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. Only those who can leave behind everything they have ever believed in can hope to escape.

Which came first the intestine or the tapeworm?

But that's life. That's what you learn from when things happen. Especially at your age. You just have to take it in and remember to think afterwards and not forget and never grow bitter.

Mistakes are always mistakes, Or so I've heard them say...But if it teaches a lesson, The mistake will go away.

I had a soccer double, but most of what is in the movie is me!

In the end we just realize there's no end. It just goes on forever, in countlessly new forms. That's what's wonderful about the universe there's no escape from living. Death doesn't even end it.

Revolution is like Saturn, it devours its own children.

How hard it is in some cases to be believed!' 'And how impossible in others!

The best of it all is, God is with us.

Now, who can call 'Good Friday' good? - A term too oft misunderstood - You, who were bought by the blood of His cross, You can call 'Good Friday' good.

I'm as thick as a plank.

Over the years, Western governments have been criticized for working with foreign police who have proved abusive or corrupt.