After working for 18 years, all of a sudden I became successful on a level where other people knew it. It's not a cat you can put back in the bag.

God is, to me, pretty much a myth created over time to deny the idea that we're all responsible for our own actions.

How people interpret my degrees of sexiness is out of my hands.

There are two kinds of people in this world: Michael Jackson fans and losers.

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.

There's no greater way to gain an audience's sympathy than by being unfortunate.

It doesn't matter what you're saying if you come from an honest place.

I was never famous as a kid. That's the biggest difference between me and any other kid actor is that I wasn't famous as a kid.

There's never a surefire good career move except doing good work.

This planet has rejuvenated itself over and over again. Its species are just witnesses. [Earth] is going to reclaim itself once it tires of us. And all that will be left are the bones.

I firmly believe in marriage. It's a real important decision that takes a lot of dedication and time. If you're thinking about divorce. You shouldn't get married.

A single word often betrays a great design.

When we were together, I loved you deeply and you gave me so much happiness I can never repay you.

It is easy when we are in prosperity to give advice to the afflicted.

It is certainly true that principles cannot be more securely founded than on experience and consciously clear thinking.

What I do and what I dream include thee, as the wine must taste of its own grapes.

Shut your eyes and see.

I love being a star more than life itself.

... in a wicked way, it is an incentive to good living to observe the spice of enjoyment there is to a godly soul in a very little sin.

I don't even want to be president!

O that men would know themselves to be men; and that he that glorieth would glory in the Lord.