After years of doing impressions, its time for a change.

The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions for other things besides just cartoon shows.

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.

All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.

... the young people are the ones who most quickly identify with the struggle and the necessity to eliminate the evil conditions that exist.

I practised as an architect for 10 years. I qualified in 1973 with a fellowship diploma of architecture. World Series Cricket gave me the freedom to go out and pursue architecture.

History gives you insight of the same quality of truth as poetry or philosophy or a novel.

Treat all economic questions from the viewpoint of the consumer, for the interests of the consumer are the interests of the human race.

The man who gives me employment, which I must have or suffer, that man is my master, let me call him what I will.

The Chess-board must be placed with a white square at the right-hand corner.

Hi, my name is Jaime and I play bass, and I have dumb hair.

When people are fanatical about something, it's contagious.

The last couple of years have been a write-off, though I'm beginning to feel like a person now. My energy is coming back.

What's the use you learning to do right , when it's troublesome to do right and it ain't no trouble to do wrong, and the wages is just the same?