After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

No one vinces me, baby

The darkness surrounding can envelop one, but if you light only one match, you have defeated it all.

It is not the language of painters but the language of nature which one should listen to, the feeling for the things themselves, for reality is more important than the feeling for pictures.

All the universe is full of the lives of perfect creatures.

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only, when the hostess has only twelve chops.

Currently, we're finding that about 75 percent of potential jurors have anger or deep-seated hatred toward anyone associated with Enron.

The reason why China suffers bitterly from endless wars is because of the existence of feudal lords and kings.

My first crush was Hayley Mills when I was a little kid in England. I used to kiss her picture goodnight.

If I subscribed to the efficient market theory I would still be delivering papers

Braying of arrogant brass, whimper of querulous reeds.