After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works.

Act as young as you feel. You're not getting older; you're getting more entitled to be your fabulous self.

Sometimes you have to sacrifice your performance for high heels.

I wanted so badly to have a backup plan for when I'm not performing anymore. Let's be realistic: it's not going to be like this forever.

Life is short and you've got to get the most out of it.

Love is when you have a bad day but then you see the one you love and everything seems to be ok

Never say never. In your life you never know what's going to happen next.

No one can force me to do something unless I'm passionate about it.

I think I've been able to fool a lot of people because I know I'm a dork. I'm a geek.

My songs are basically my diaries. Some of my best songwriting has come out of time when I've been going through a personal nightmare.

A great day for me is not getting out of bed. I like to see how many snacks I can eat..and how many really bad TV shows I can watch

Does love survive? Yes, I thought, somewhere in some place it is saved and made sacred.

We should keep a careful diary of our moments of envy: they are our covert guides to what we should try to do next.

I hope the Icelandic government grants me political asylum.

You really are a badass, edgy guy who tells it like it is...about couscous.

The combination of creative energies and the need to perform at the highest level to keep up with peers leads to an otherwise unattainable commitment to excellence.

The Gospel is nothing less than laughter and joy.

Why do you need to gallop while you fly?" "Why do humans have to sway their arms while they walk? I dunno boss, but it just feels right.

Bill Hicks wasn't just a comic, he was a crusader against humanity's relentless capacity to underachieve

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it.

You always enter God's hospital as a charity patient. You can't pay your way.