Against Bradley, every time I'm trying to dunk, dunk, dunk.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

More important than starting well in our walk with God is to finish well.

It's better to be quotable than to be honest.

I know I trust people too much, although I try to be a bit firm, but it is a fault that we have learnt from my father.

Christendom has often achieved apparent success by ignoring the precepts of its founder.

A movie is kind of like being the captain of a ship, which is nice, but when I perform by myself it's just surfing on the water and nobody really knows what happens.

I think of making love and making art as being very parallel. Even the most amateur attempt can be thrilling.

I don't like celebrities; I don't hang out with them; I don't relate to that life.

My painting is visible images that conceal nothing... they evoke mystery. Mystery means nothing. It is unknowable.

I think acting is a fun thing because you get to have so many lifetimes in one lifetime, being all these different people.

I tried to decide each case based on the law and the Constitution.