Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Success doesn't come to you walking, you should move towards it

All have some artificial badge which the world, and themselves among the first, learn to consider as a genuine characteristic.

I only wish you could spend just five minutes beneath my skin and feel what it’s like. Feel the savage swarming magic I feel.

Looking for Silver Linings Our real blessings often appear to us in the shape of pains losses and disappointments.

This is my job and I respect it enough to concentrate on it.

He just wanted to look at her and know her life was marching along under the same arch of time and space as he is.

To write a story, I think you really have to open yourself up to the world.

Some of the most exalted states of consciousness I experienced were in bed with someone, alone, or with my spiritual teacher. There was never a difference for me.

I think I'm the most positive guy still going in my generation, and I'm out there to prove that.

Two forces rule the universe: light and gravity.