Age - That period of life in which we compound for the vices that remain by reviling those we have no longer the vigor to commit.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Love is larger than the walls which shut it in.

I am in the earth and the earth is in me

There have been other girls. But they weren't her.

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level.

Sensitivity is a sign of strength. It's not about toughening up, it's about smartening up.

Ending lending is beginning winning.

Western conception of history has had great consequences over the last two hundred years. You see it in the invasion of Iraq. You see it in almost everything that is said and done.

No thought, no mind, no choice — just being silent, rooted in yourself.

Sydney! Stop. Think of something else. Conjugate Latin verbs. Recite the periodic table.

According to a study by Achieve Incorporated, Texas is the first state to make a college-prep curriculum the standard coursework in high school, starting with this year's ninth grade class.