Age is a slowing down of everything except fear.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

There is nothing to prove to anyone, just concentrate on your own needs.

Life’s experiences will just keep repeating themselves unless you continually add some new experiences to enliven your days.

You can get angry, you can get even, or you can get ahead.

You're a great man, but only when seen from afar.

Provocation is on the opposite lane of resolution.

I don't really care how I am remembered as long as I bring happiness and joy to people.

Pastors are highly susceptible to the sin of sloth.

The only secret knowledge we have is know-how and you can't break up know-how by court order.

Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.

People should go about their daily lives, to work, to live, to travel, to shop, to do the things people did in the same way as they did them before 11 September.