Age is nothing, can still win the Grand Slam, pretty happy about my age, more experience.

At a trade show, someone said, "You'll get in trouble for that." I replied, "Are they going to call the trade show police?

I have great expectations for the future, because the past was highly overrated.

Since I was a kid, when I pick up my guitar it's been hard for me to write some sort of bubblegum lyrics. It's not really ever been my route.

I've had to live with women all my life. I grew up with four older sisters, and I was the baby and the only boy.

Anti-Semitism has no historical, political and certainly no philosophical origins. Anti-Semitism is a disease.

- Be thou not technical with me,/Or else thine input valve may swift receive/a hearty helping of my golden foot.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

My best girl is dead.

Stand tall, laugh loudly, and be who you truly are

The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.