Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.

Confident people tend to evaluate their opinions alongside those of others and then follow their intuition.

Science has revealed that the human body is made up of millions and millions of atoms... For example, I am made up of 5.8x10^27 atoms.

At the end of the day nobody's perfect and everybody's weird whether they embrace it or not

There are no vacant lots in nature.

Life isn't measured in minutes, but in heartbeats.

Obviously, I want to sell records, but I do it because I find it therapeutic. In music I can be myself.

I have hope that humanity will be cured of our collective ecological insanity and that we adapt to living within the boundaries of the laws of ecology.

It is notorious that the desire to live increases as life itself shortens.

I wasn't in the drama department, but I auditioned anyway and he not only cast me but also included a few sketches that I wrote, which really sparked my pursuit of comedy.