Agents are nasty scum. They're evil and divisive and pointless. They only survive because the rest of the sport is so corrupt and because leading football club people employ their sons in the job.

I had an Aston Martin phone worth ?15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic about 15 seconds after opening it.

If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good I'll impale myself on one of his dildos.

I'm not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless.

In retrospect, of course I regret calling them (Charlton fans) morons. Imbeciles would have been more appropriate.

What does Everton chairman Bill Kenwright think he will get for £6m? Andy Johnson's trainers?

I'm no respecter of tradition and I have no time for the Manchester Uniteds and Arsenals of this world. There's nothing to admire in these clubs. They're just bullshit worlds full of bullshit people.

Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs.

Andrew is an integral part of the team and he is staying at my football club. The reality is I need him to score the goals that will get us promoted.

My war had been so long, my winter so cold. But i had made it home. And for the first time in a long time, i was not afraid.

Revenge is a kind of wild justice, which the more a man's nature runs to, the more ought law to weed it out.

I love building the products, seeing people use the products but you know along with success comes the need for a dialogue with the government.

Shouldn't EVERY week be Infection Control Week?

Certain songs have been written years apart, but they have a natural continuity to my mind.

Going to the cinema is like returning to the womb; you sit there, still and meditative in the darkness, waiting for life to appear on the screen.

I live like a Hottentot. I cannot exchange one sensible word with anyone.

I don't feel invincible because I'm human.

If Justin Beiber was 7 feet tall, he'd look like [Meyers Leonard] that.

It started out slowly, it's coming on fast. I got a feeling it's gonna last. Timber, I'm falling in love.