Aging can be fun if you lay back and enjoy it.

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

One day we will look back and realize that the Barack Obama Presidency was the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the American people.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, that's real power.

Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids.

A lot of people are realizing they had the wool pulled over their eyes by Obama.

Crimes against children are the most heinous crime. That, for me, would be a reason for capital punishment because children are innocent and need the guidance of an adult society.

Improvise, Adapt and Overcome!

We are like boxers, one never knows how much longer one has

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

No matter how dark the night may get, your light will never burn out.

But it’s a hundred and twelve years old!” He protested.“She still works pretty good.” Deire maintained. “Stardrive gets a mite twitchy at warp 4, but that’s just a dodgy plasma injector.

There is a high price for cheap thrills.

They certainly give very strange names to diseases.

The more haste, ever the worst speed.

The Holocaust survivors are among the most inspiring people I have had the privilege to meet.

I would never date or marry an actress. I will marry the girl of my mom's choice.

I am not so gifted as at one time seemed likely.

It's terrible to write what are essentially comedies for people with no sense of humor. Everyone thinks they have a sense of humor, but observably not.