Agnostics talk cheerfully of man's search for God but they might as well talk about the mouse's search for the cat.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Anything is better than lies and deceit!

A tough life can be defeated only by the tougher person!

Blacheville smiles with the self-satisfied smugness of a man whose vanity is tickled

Information is a substitute for time, space, capital, and labor.

I appreciate America for all the opportunities it's afforded me.

The value given to the testimony of any feeling must depend on our whole philosophy, not our whole philosophy on a feeling.

Take a lesson from the mosquito. She never waits for an opening - she makes one.

Love is a war of lightning, and two bodies ruined by a single sweetness.

When you get right down to it, one of the most important tasks of a leader is to eliminate his people's excuse for failure.

Anyone who does anything creative is always gonna want to change.