Agriculture is the new golf

I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you'll be spitting out the seeds.

You need to surround yourself with quality human beings that are intelligent and have a vision.

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

Yes, risk-taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking.

You can rise above it. This country gives you opportunity if you want to take it, so don't blame your environment. I look down on people who use their environment as a crutch.

There's only room for one dominant female in the McMahon family... and that's me!

There was a time... when people didn't go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o'clock because Milton Berle was on.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

That crossover of whether it's entertainment or news is the biggest crock of b.s. in television today, because it's all entertainment.

From a person standpoint, the old expression of what doesn't kill you makes you stronger is somewhat true.

The human voice is still the most paramount vessel or weapon to use, to uphold justice and to protest against injustice.

.if you're looking in to deep night sky, you can get the deepest thoughts..

Experience is how life catches up with us and teaches us to love and forgive each other.

When I was in the business as a young performer, it was a recognised fact that when you got to 60 you were out, because there'd be a new crop of comics coming up all the time, every 10 years or so.

I have become a housewife and there is no better job.

Find your voice, shout it from the rooftops, and keep doing it until the people that are looking for you find you.

As I get close to my election, I want to spend more time in my district and focus on my reelection.

My first name ain't baby, it's Janet, Miss Jackson if you're nasty

What a glorious legacy of faith, courage, and ingenuity those noble early Mormon pioneers have left for us to build upon. My admiration for them deepens the longer I live.

Let the misanthrope shun men and abjure; the most are rather lovable than hateful.