Ah, Feminism in the nineties, what a What is yours what is mine field.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

There is a lot of willful incompetence in high altitude astronomy that is in the process of coming to light.

No trade will be made unless they want the thing more than they want their money.

There is no limit or borderline to achieving whatever you are set-out to achieve in life”.

Even though I only have a high-school degree, I'm a professional student.

I just know that I had great matches pretty much every night. I had great rapport with the fans. I could make them love me or hate me depending on what I wanted.

Half Europe thought... that with the Pope the Papacy was dead.

Sometimes go around with guys who are scuffling -- for awhile. But usually they end up marrying some cat with a factory. This is the way world ends, not with a whim but a banker.

India has two million gods, and worships them all. In religion all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.

Things will go wrong at times. You can't always control your attitude, approach, and response. You options are to complain or to look ahead and figure out how to make the situation better

In the [John F.] Kennedy case, I believe the absence of a conspiracy can be proved to a virtual certainty.