Ah, but the servant waits, while the master baits.

Comedy is an ability to observe and see what's funny in a situation and be able to forget yourself enough to do it.

It's acceptable for men to act the fool. When women try, they're considered aggressive and opinionated.

I can't even really tell a joke. I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it and I feel guilty saying that, but it's the truth. I love my work but it ain't easy.

If a scene isn't well written they'll drop your neckline to fill the void.

Me, as myself, I don't think I'm particularly funny. But I've noticed that people in my life always have found me amusing. Which, when I was little, really bothered me.

My mother was a Bohemian - in the good sense of the word. A searcher. And she investigated various religions.

Comedy is created when someone is trying very earnestly to do what he feels is the right thing to do at that moment.

What's wrong with musicals now is all the gifted men who've died of AIDS-who would otherwise be here today creating great theater.

Fun is carefree. I am not carefree.

In Hollywood I thought I was large and klutzy, like the characters I played.

As for time, all men have it in abundance.

Your children make it impossible to regret your past. They're its finest fruits. Sometimes the only ones.

Hunger allows no choiceTo the citizen or the police

I think people need to know that there's great peace and joy in knowing the Lord - the Lord Jesus Christ - as your savior.

I have such a love of good music that I find even melancholic music uplifting. Maybe I'm a rare breed.

While freedom is a gift from God, it must be secured by his people here on earth.

We were in the NBA Finals. Two games away from winning it. I think we did pretty well.

Eternal vigilance, as they say, is the price of freedom. Add intellectual integrity to the cost basis.

Churches should evaluate everything they do to determine how it can be done better.

It's no longer enough to teach our children Bible stories; they need doctrine and apologetics.