Ah, if only the best place for storing embryonic stem cells was Yucca Flat.

We always ask where the time went. We never ask where it's coming from.

I’ll feel that horrible feeling in my stomach you get when you’ve gone over to the Dark Side. But I’ll be fine. That’s the good thing about the Dark Side. Eventually, your eyes adjust.

Genius flames and dies, but amiable competence can live forever.

The newspaper is a lecture. The Web is a conversation.

I don't believe in the very concept of "first thing in the morning." I'm a "third thing in the afternoon" fellow.

Calculus destroys self-esteem on contact.

If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems.

There are three stages to a man's life. 1. He laughs at Clark Griswold. 2. He sympathizes deeply with Clark Griswold. 3. He laughs at Clark Griswold.

All you need to know about Arafat was that he insisted on wearing a pistol when he addressed the UN General Assembly. And all you need to know about the UN, I suppose, is that they let him.

I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything that seems to confirm my desire to believe.

Even expression of love becomes bone of contention if destiny so desires.

Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.

In our society, the women who break down barriers are those who ignore limits.

The poverty of the poor is not a call to generous relief action, but a demand that we go and build a different social order.

I just I don't feel challenged by acting anymore. I don't enjoy the process anymore.

When you can literally Google anything, you don't feel like you have to go see it in person. You can do a lot of traveling in your bedroom, but you're not touching anything and you're not feeling it.

Image of rugged cliffs And so thy thoughts, when thou art gone, Love itself shall slumber on.

Responsibility cannot be shared.

The same power that stopped the sun and raised Christ from the grave lives in every believer!

Money cannot buy the fuel of love but is excellent kindling.