Ah, pay no heed if your enemies laugh. They'll not be able to once you lop off their heads.

People are gonna disappoint you sometimes. We’re flawed creatures. Not one of us is perfect, not even you, and you’ve gotta let people mess up and then you’ve gotta forgive them. That’s just life.

All desire, Tracy had had occasion since to think, is to some degree monstrous.

In this nation, the greatest of all nations, there are no second-class families. That is our great American conviction.

I love to meet people for lunch at my favorite restaurant, the Loaded Goat. It is named after the Andy Griffith Show episode where a goat ate a bunch of dynamite.

I think death is a tremendous adventure- a gateway into a new life, in which you have further powers, deeper joys, and wonderful horizons.

I'm a writer first and an editor second... or maybe third or even fourth. Successful editing requires a very specific set of skills, and I don't claim to have all of them at my command.

How strange it is to see with how much passion People see things only in their own fashion!

And kissing him is like sucking on alcohol-soaked feet.

The carnage upon the chessboard of life, left wounded humans in its wake

Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God