Ah! the Generals! they are numerous, but not good for much!

Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you.

Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.

A man's homeland is wherever he prospers.

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever

Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.

Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.

By words the mind is winged.

Independence did not mean chauvinism and narrow nationalism.

To me, religion is an agreement between a group of people about what God is. Spirituality is a one-on-one relationship.

If you're lucky enough to experience love, what you find is that it can sustain you through the most difficult times.

Love and memory last and will so endure till the game is called because of darkness.

For things to change, you've got to change. For things to get better, you've got to get better.

A thousand people drowned in floods in China are news: a solitary child drowned in a pond is tragedy.

Miracles is the sort of book that once you've read it you'll wonder where it's been all your life

Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist--while you guys were busy arguing about the glass of wine, I drank it! Sincerely, the opportunist!

Sometimes it's things that take the joy out of life, like a blowout when you're hitting sixty or a button coming off of a shirt when you're in a hurry, but usually it's people.

My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!