Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist - how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

I never liked being a salesman. . . . Ever since I got my first two orders: Get out! and Stay out!

There's something to be said in favor of working in isolation in the real world.

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

You might as well not be alive if you're not in awe of God.

After 40, a man is responsible for his face.

Your potentialities are a great deal better than anyone ever permitted you to believe.

If one wishes to know love, one must live love, in action. Thoughts, readings and discourse on love are of value only as they present questions to be acted upon.

The 'wandering studio' gathers and stores experiences, takes chances with the unfamiliar and requires a measure of self-trust. Mistakes are part of the change of scene.

Revival is simply New Testament Christianity, the saints going back to normal.