Ah, to be a bird. To fly the skies, sing my song, and best of all occasionally peck someone's eyes out.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

That's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it.

Poets aren't very useful because they aren't consumeful or very produceful.

I'm not here to discuss the past... I'm here to be positive.

It's not the kind of tuna that I eat.

At the end of the day, everybody has to take the right decisions for the right reasons.

I bought my first camera in Seattle, Washington. Only paid about seven dollars and fifty cents for it.

The experiences show us just as we are; they make us see our own defects.

Mark! Where his carnage and his conquests cease, He makes a solitude and calls it-peace!

Neither the military might nor the economic and technological development makes a nation great. It is made great by it's citizens with Self Respect and Integrity ingrained in their lives.

No," I say firmly. "If you ever doubt anything here, if you ever not know what to think or who to trust, you trust Todd, okay? You remember that.