Ah yes! Conservatives. Some of the finest minds of the 12th Century.

Bush began helping Enron in the eighties.

Stroke of the pen. Law of the land. Kinda cool.

When your mission is to restore honor and integrity to the White House, you've got to be willing to use any means necessary.

Politics is show business for ugly people.

I'm very sunny. You know, I'm always optimistic.

It taught me that Clinton's instinct to make this about your life as a citizen, rather than his as a human being, was the right answer to these things.

Again and again, I've seen Bush turn a blind eye as his henchmen have leveled zealous attacks against his political enemies - assaults which the president himself has sometimes directly encouraged.

Bill and Hillary Clinton are the most investigated couple in American history - now the most thoroughly exonerated couple in American history.

Never interrupt your opponent when he's destroying himself.

So one important lesson of Vietnam is, the first casualty of an unwise and unjust war are the American troops called on to fight it. Their service should be honored.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Let her remain where she is. A constellation away.

I was playing with sound like I would have played with pots and pans as a kid.

Raising children pushed me to walk the walk and practice life as I preach it.

I have nothing against diamonds, or rubies or emeralds or sapphires. I do object when their acquisition is complicit in the debasement of children or the destruction of a country.

When the time comes for you to make a change or to grow, the universe will make you so uncomfortable you will eventually have no choice.

Let heaven-eyed Prudence battle with Desire.

That in a civil war there is continuous fighting, based on grievences that are forever changing.

I'll continue to use Mac [McNamee] to train me. He's one of a kind.

The fewer the voices on the side of truth, the more distinct and strong must be your own.