Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

The greater the fruit a trees bears, the greater the number of stones thrown at it.

Teachers open doors, but you must enter by yourself.

Everything is meaningless

Unless you are in the willingness and ease and ecstasy of some kind of moment, you may end up the editor of your thoughts and of your expressions. I find I'm that way on stage.

Because I have something to say doesn't mean everyone has to take it too seriously or get too upset that it rubs them the wrong way.

Whoever no longer finds greatness in God no longer finds it anywhere--he must either deny it or create it.

There's something desirable about anything you're used to as opposed to something you're not.

I pour into the world the eternal streams Wan prophets tent beside, and dream their dreams.

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.

Bobby Fischer was hugely important for the American chess community because it put chess on the map - he made it possible for other chess players to make a living.