Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

I see the glass half full and thank God for what I have.

For the task assigned them Men aren't smart enough or sly Any rogue can blind them With a clever lie.

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal in the world, with a speed of 120 mph, is a cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Liberals tend to put the onus of your success on society and conservatives on you and your family.

Everyone has a purpose because God is a purposeful God.

Excellence Matters. Excellent people. Excellent vision. Excellent marketing. Excellent strategies.

Beautiful people are forgiven more often than the rest.

If you ever get a war without blood and gore, well, I'll be the first to go.

It felt like a new day.

I have a great life, to tell you the truth.