Air ye deaf, lass?" I think. He might have called me a hairy jackass

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

Breath, dreams, silence, invincible calm, you triumph.

I hate organized religion. I hate that people use it to justify their crappy, bigoted beliefs.

...here on Coney Island, we learn to take each other as we are.

By unswerving devotion to Me, a man crosses over three Gunas - I am the Abode of Brahman, Eternal and Immutable, of everlasting Dharma and Absolute Bliss.

There's all kinds of people teaching who don't do anything worth a nickel. Likewise in advertising.

Bankruptcies increase 18 percent to 42 percent above the national average

With intellectuals, moral thought is often less a tonic that quickens ethical action than a narcotic that deadens it.

I am afraid of falling into hopeless despair, over my wasted life, and I am still not sure how it happened.

We need to find means for cooperation.

I've always had problems with guys!