Al Davis is the kind of guy who would steal your eyes and then try to convince you that you looked better without them

If God wanted football played in the spring, he would not have invented baseball.

Life is like a novel. It's filled with suspense. You have no idea what is going to happen until you turn the page.

The more power you have, the less you can truly say. That’s the irony.

The ‘machine-gun’ approach to photography – by which many negatives are made with the hope that one will be good – is fatal to serious results.

If they would rather die, . . . they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.

Divine right of kings means the divine right of anyone who can get uppermost.

I think you're the only person who gets me. When I'm with you, the world doesn't feel like a problem I can't figure out. Please come to the dance, because you're my music.

Canadians want to see real hope restored, not false hopes raised.

Holy joy will be oil to the wheels of our obedience.

Trying to find my flaws is like trying to find a black person at one of our concerts

I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe they don't really think it's a funny joke.