Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however.

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

See, the poor dream all their lives of getting enough to eat and looking like the rich. And what do the rich dream of?? Losing weight and looking like the poor.

God accepts us into His atmosphere when we accept people into our lives

Every great artist gives birth to a new universe, in which the familiar things look the way they have never before looked to anyone.

Human milk is like ice cream, penicillin, and the drug ecstasy all wrapped up in two pretty packages.

I'd paralyze anyone who wanted to hurt me.

True worship, worship that is pleasing to God, radiates throughout a person's entire life.

I want to block some common misunderstandings about "understanding": In many of these discussions one finds a lot of fancy footwork about the word "understanding."

And I'm not very coordinated, either. Only on ice skates, not in real life.

Our life is a work of art. We must seek always to be its artist.

My chief 'success philosophy' is, 'Give people every opportunity to say "Yes" to you'.