Al Sharpton chases the spotlight the way Obama chases golf balls

A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.

People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives.

If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.

The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does.

When you talk about Islamic terror. You go, oh, you're an Islamic - you're Islamophobic because you besmirching all Muslims. No. I'm talking about Islamic terror.

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.

Military simulation is an important way of training people for an emergency

Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.

I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.

Songs are as sad as the listener.

Kiss me again, Cowboy

I love New York, but I have to admit that I feel very English, and I do miss that sense of history that you have everywhere in Britain.

Physicians must discover the weaknesses of the human mind, and even condescend to humor them, or they will never be called in to cure the infirmities of the body.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.

The Lord never asks the impossible. Often the difficult, but never the impossible.

I think there are things for all of us to do as long as we're here and we're healthy.

I don't accept the idea that literature can be just entertainment and that there is no consequences of literature in the real world.

You know, let's put it this way, if all the people in Hollywood who have had plastic surgery, if they went on vacation, there wouldn't be a person left in town.

Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.