Alan King, a comedian I adored, was considered society, and I was considered the Jewish kid from the neighborhood.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

Dream like a child with complete faith and no limits. This is the only way the greatness within you can be awakened.

You were made by God and for God, and until you understand that, life will never make sense.

He that shuts love out, in turn shall be Shut out from love, and on her threshold lie, Howling in outer darkness.

People talk of situations, read books, repeat quotations.

Most people forget that Danny Biasone was the Wilbur Wright of basketball. Because he invented the 24-second clock, the game took off. Yet he was a man who never played the game.

I'd rather see a person with a natural mind and processed mind than a processed mind and a natural head.

Real sacrifice comes from self sacrifice.

A successful pitcher keeps the leadoff hitter from reaching first base and puts the first pitch over for a strike - the two most important rules of pitching.

Every real thing is a joy, if only you have eyes and ears to relish it, a nose and tongue to taste it.

Love is the vital core of the soul. And of all you see, only love is infinite.