Alas, there isn't a pain-free way to achieve your goals.

Follow your dreams and work hard. There's no replacement for hard work, and that's true for any field. If you work hard at it, you're going to see the fruits of your labor, I guarantee it.

My body's feeling sore, but my soul is feeling pretty good.

Wrestling seemed like something I might be good at, so I stuck with it and gave it a shot. I ended up in a pretty good place. I was very fortunate.

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, maybe you should set up a life you don't need to escape from.

The United States of America have taken their name from the United States of the Netherlands.

Y'ALL ARE JUST BITTER.

You can listen to what people say, sure. But you will be far more effective if you listen to what people do.

I could take over as host of The Daily Show for Jon Stewart and make that thing actually watchable.

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work.

All physical systems can be thought of as registering and processing information, and how one wishes to define computation will determine your view of what computation consists of.

To prevent your time from just melting into vanity, you must race against time and stand in the way of time so you could convert it to tangible products.

The activities in a society is determined by its establishment

A bad friend is is worse than an enemy, an enemy you can see and avoid, but to detect an insincere friend is hard

You will never see an eagle of distinction flying low with pigeons of mediocrity.

I think the movie business is in trouble. It's all movies that you've seen before. Everything's a remake they want things that are familiar rather than things that surprise you.

I had a friend who had two degrees of being made up: when invited I would say 'Can I make up?' and he would say 'Oh yes - tinted?', or he would say, 'Oh yes - clotted?'

Women are all the bloody sameyou can't love for five minutes without wanting it abolished in brats and house bloody wifery.

This notion of universal Windows apps is a very powerful concept because we're now aggregating the 300-plus-million-socket run rate of Windows into one opportunity for our developers.

It's always hard to be away and relocate. When you relocate for a film, there's an end in sight.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.